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Drunks Demotivational Poster


PUBLIC DRUNKENESS - Even after a few drinks, you can keep yourself heathy with new age treatments




I'M DRUNK, BUT IT'S OK - cuz I'm smarter than you better looking than you and I sing real good too


TAGS: drunks in public
Rating: 3.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

agdaniele - May 12, 2010, 9:04 pm
Magnificent!
Faceplant31 - May 12, 2010, 11:42 am
Nice!


Children -




TRADITION -


TAGS: history of drunks wake up paul stealing a lexus
Rating: 3.54/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 11:46 pm
By the way...not s******ing is just about the answer to everything...no matter what your peers tell you. There's also the "don't inhale rule" but no one takes that seriously. It's just something you say after you've taken office.
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 11:44 pm
Cool! I think I read somewhere that 2.9 is the new 5.
Haarakkon - November 1, 2009, 11:42 pm
Great pic, great lead, great punchline. This has all the earmarks of a 2.9!
MrRandom - November 1, 2009, 11:40 pm
Or go ahead and give those cups to that one kid who's always trying to sell you lemonade. Say its a gift and watch the fun.
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 11:40 pm
LMAO, Bart.... that's your answer to EVERYTHING!
Bartimaeus - November 1, 2009, 11:39 pm
Same rule as the poison toothpaste...just don't s******. lol
agdaniele - November 1, 2009, 10:46 pm
While Bart has been there at tleast twice (and done that), I am pretty sure China is sending us those cups now. I just picked up my set of lead-based silverware yesterday. They feature spongebob.
Bart - November 1, 2009, 7:25 pm
You've stolen a car? Hell...judging by your comment(s) you stole two! Remind me never to pass out around Iceman. jk Thanks for commenting. I'm glad you liked the poster.
ICEMAN - November 1, 2009, 4:00 pm
Been there, done that. ;)
ICEMAN - November 1, 2009, 3:59 pm
Been there, done that. ;)


I DON'T GET IT -


TAGS: drunks day who else but greybeards babysitting service booze will work for food prefer guinness
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 7:51 pm
Message received...so the bacon is more like ransom.
MrRandom - October 26, 2009, 7:48 pm
They'll still have all their limbs in the morning.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 7:46 pm
d***! They're high maintenance! Does the bacon afford the child an kind of extra protection? Gun turrets, perhaps?
MrRandom - October 26, 2009, 7:10 pm
And the bacon. They'll kill you if you forgot the bacon.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 7:08 pm
You should always go with the greybeard. You can't trust them with your fridge. but your child's life will be in good hands. Trust me. Just keep 'em supplied with Guinness.
Anonymous2 - October 26, 2009, 12:41 pm
I don't like the looks of either one of them. The left one looks rather mannish and college age, which means drunkeness and ignoring the kid, and the other just looks like he'll eat the food in my fridge and not care about the kid.


DRUNKS OF MOTIFAKE - Sober up first... then (and only then) make a Motifake.


TAGS: drunks alcohol quoting a mod from the queue
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by MBriseno74

agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 7:28 pm
Keeping in mind that the pain of posting is worth a 12-pack alone.
GreyScorpion - May 30, 2010, 9:45 am
phydeaux makin' posters again last night?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 30, 2010, 9:37 am
Good advice...take it from me.


LIFE - ain't it grand..............


TAGS: drunks
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by atterse



AGDANIELE - This is how he'll go out... not with a whimper, not with a bang; but with an outline of Guinness bottles


TAGS: agdaniele jokes drunks october challenge
Rating: 2.94/5

More motifakes by Roamer

Roamer - October 26, 2009, 12:08 pm
It's not the pic that matters.. its the text and the general idea your're going for
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 12:03 pm
Sigh.... in a perfect world. Pray I'm that lucky, Roamer. 5L
_Ally - October 26, 2009, 10:56 am
Psst those are Becks bottles. Still a good Motifake though


LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION - Sign Fail = Bar Genius




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